Archive - SAGE & SASS

🔥✨ CREATIVE DESTRUCTION: How to Build Your Phoenix Self from the Ashes of Who You Used to Be ✨🔥

💙 (aka: when your soul evicts your former self... without so much as a cosmic eviction notice) 💙 🏠🔥

6 hrs ago •

🌠 COSMIC CALENDAR CARNIVAL: May 2025's Planetary Party Crashers! 🌠

When Saturn Enters Aries and the Universe Says "Hold My Stardust" ✨

16 hrs ago •

🔥🪐 THE COSMIC DRILL SERGEANT: WHEN SATURN WHIPS YOUR INSTINCTS INTO COSMIC SHAPE 🪐🔥

When Karma Puts on a Helmet (May 24, 2025) and the World Gets a Cosmic Reset

May 1 •

April 2025

The Frequency Installation of the New Moon: Earthly Incarnation Upgrade 🌱🧬

When the cosmic forces decide it's time to rewire your entire existence through your actual embodied nature

Apr 25 •

YOUR INNER DEMONS ARE TERRIBLE EMPLOYEES: A Cosmic Guide to Better Underworld Management

How to Stop Suppressing and Start Profiting from the Dark Side of Your Spiritual Corporation

Apr 22 •

CRACK THE COSMIC CODE: God's Testicle, Divine Ovary & The Egg Magic Your Spiritual Teacher Is Hiding

Your Refrigerator Contains More Manifestation Power Than Your Entire Crystal Collection

Apr 20 •

💫 HOLY COSMIC SHIT: Your Manifestation Is Sabotaging Itself (And Your Soul Knows Why)

Why what you're desperately trying to attract keeps ghosting you harder than your ex (Spoiler: Your vision board is just the tip of the spiritual…

Apr 18 •

THE DIVINE DEATH PROTOCOL: Why Your Personal Apocalypse Is Actually Your Cosmic Rebirth 🔥✨

Cosmic Renovation 101: When the Universe Demolishes Your Life (It's Actually a Compliment)" 🏚️✨

Apr 16 •

THE PHOENIX PROTOCOL: COSMIC IDENTITY INCINERATOR & REBIRTH PORTAL 🔥✨

The universe's most effective method for evicting expired versions of yourself

Apr 16 •

The Soul Contract Loophole: When the Universe Changes Your Spiritual Locks

A cosmic intervention for everyone who's ever sage-smudged their red flags into submission and called it 'healing

Apr 13 •

POLITENESS IS DEAD: THE AUTHENTICITY APOCALYPSE IS HERE

Your soul didn't incarnate for a participation trophy in people-pleasing 🔥

Apr 11 •

Authenticity Revolution Affirmations That Make Spiritual Bypassing Impossible

Divine declarations to shatter your people-pleasing prison and activate your soul's unfiltered truth transmission. The spiritual uprising your cosmic…

Apr 11 •

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