You’re Not Broke, You’re Just Paying Premium for Your Own Stupidity (And That Makes You RICH AS FUCK)

Why Your Biggest Disasters Prove You're Spiritually Rich (And Your Nervous System Is Just Bad at Math)

Let me tell you something that’s going to piss off every life coach who’s still peddling “gratitude journals” like they’re spiritual Xanax: You know that massive fuck-up that’s currently bleeding you dry? That divorce that’s costing you more than a small country’s GDP? That business decision that’s making your bank account look like a crime scene? CONGRATULATIONS. You just won the spiritual lottery and the prize is suffering. Plot twist: This is actually good news.

Your Nervous System: Running a Pyramid Scheme Since Birth

Here’s what’s actually happening in your body right now: Your amygdala is that paranoid friend who screenshots EVERY slight, saves every rejection, but somehow “forgets” every compliment. One bad thing happens? BREAKING NEWS. EMERGENCY BROADCAST. THIS IS NOW YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY.

Meanwhile, your nervous system is literally running a pyramid scheme where trauma is the only accepted currency and joy is treated like Monopoly money that expired three recessions ago.

Your …