THE PHOENIX PROTOCOL: COSMIC IDENTITY INCINERATOR & REBIRTH PORTAL 🔥✨

The universe's most effective method for evicting expired versions of yourself

THE PHOENIX PROTOCOL: COSMIC IDENTITY INCINERATOR & REBIRTH PORTAL 🔥✨

Celestial channeling initiated... please prepare your human vessel for cosmic upgrade...

THE SACRED IMMOLATION RITUAL: IDENTITY CREMATION MEDITATION

Find a space where you can lie down without some well-meaning human interrupting your cosmic demolition process with offers of tea or concerns about your sanity. The universe requires physical stillness for optimal psychological demolition. 🧘‍♀️✨

PHASE 1: LOCATE YOUR DYING IDENTITY 🔍

Close your eyes and BREATHE DEEPLY, cosmic warrior. Now, turn your awareness inward and FEEL where your old identity is stubbornly squatting inside your physical form.