The Galaxies Beneath Your Skin: When Your Body Becomes the Universe

(Or: A Revolutionary Guide to Your Seven Neurological Power Centers That Nobody Explained Properly Because They Were Too Busy Selling You Crystals)

Ever have one of those days where you feel completely disconnected from yourself? Like you’re walking around in someone else’s life, going through the motions but not really living? You’ve tried everything: meditation apps that send passive-aggressive notifications about your “streak,” yoga classes where you spend more time adjusting your leggings than actually breathing, therapy where you’ve retold your childhood story so many times it sounds like a TED talk you’re bored of giving, journaling that’s devolved into writing “I don’t know what to write” for three pages straight. And you still feel like something fundamental is missing.

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The Operating System You Never Knew You Had

Most people think chakras are these cute little rainbow wheels floating around their aura like spiritual mood rings from a metaphysical Claire’s. WRONG. Your energy centers are actually running the most sophisticated operating system in the known universe, and honey, it’s time for a major software update because you’ve been running Windows 95 on hardware designed for quantum computing.

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This essay grew up and moved out. It lives in Flesh & Frequency: The Feral Science of Your Body’s Built-In Intelligence now.

The full text is in print. A book with a spine, a cover, and a body that holds the whole thing.