The Healing of Love's Beautiful Martyrs: An Emergency Intervention from Your Body's Relationship Rehab Center
(URGENT TRANSMISSION TO ALL RECOVERING LOVE ADDICTS: Your nervous system has officially declared your dating patterns a BIOLOGICAL EMERGENCY. Remain calm while we perform somatic CPR on your selfworth
🆘 Breaking News: Local Human Mistakes Emotional Masochism for Romance, Nervous System Collectively Face-Palms 🆘
LISTEN UP, beautiful disaster of the heart realm! The Department of Biological Relationships just issued a cease-and-desist order on your current approach to love, and honestly? IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME.
Your body has been filing complaints about your dating patterns for years. Your chest tightens before you even pick up the phone. Your stomach drops when you see their name. Your shoulders have been carrying the weight of someone else’s emotional regulation since 2019. This isn’t intuition being dramatic. This is your nervous system sending you certified letters you keep marking “return to sender.”
TODAY’S WEATHER FORECAST: Heavy downpour of truth bombs with a 99% chance of somatic awakening and scattered moments of “OH SHIT, I’VE BEEN DOING THIS ALL WRONG.”
Your biological customer service representative (that would be me) needs to have a little chat about this adorable habit you…
