SLOW IS THE NEW FAST

(And Your Nervous System Has Been Trying to Tell You This Since Forever)

Here’s something nobody warned you about: The faster you move, the less you actually arrive anywhere.

You’re not productive. You’re not efficient. You’re not “crushing it.” You’re dissociating at 140 mph while your soul sends you increasingly aggressive missed call notifications that you keep swiping away because “not now, babe, I’m busy.”

And the wildest part? You think slowing down is the problem. Like if you stop running, the whole house of cards collapses and everyone discovers you’ve been winging it this entire time. The truth?

Everything’s already collapsing. You’re just moving too fast to notice the rubble.

🌊 THE SPEED TRAP (Or: How Capitalism & Technofeudalism Turned Your Brain Into Their Bitch)

Speed has become the religion nobody admits they’re in. And the church has two preachers:

Capitalism says: “Run faster, produce more, or you’re worthless.”

Technofeudalism says: “Just scroll, babe. Stay still but keep your brain moving. Feed the algorithm. It’s totally relaxing.”

Spoiler: It…