THE GREAT AUTHENTICITY REBELLION

Or: Why Your Nervous System Is Filing a Class Action Lawsuit Against Your Personality

Picture this: Someone asks “How’s life?” Your mouth autopilots to “Living the dream!” while your nervous system is literally packing its metaphysical bags and searching for your body’s emergency exit. That’s not small talk: that’s biological mutiny, and your body is documenting every fake smile like evidence for its eventual emancipation case against you. ✨

Your vagus nerve registers every lie you tell on its behalf. Your fascia contracts around every swallowed truth. Your tissue is keeping receipts your conscious mind shredded years ago.

We’re living in the golden age of emotional Photoshop, not just the filters that make your skin look like you’ve been vacuum-sealed in plastic wrap, but the ones that have you saying “sounds great!” to plans that make your inner child curl into fetal position and whisper “please no” on repeat.

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THE POLITE PARADIGM FUNERAL

Let’s get physiologically naked here: politeness has morphed from social lubricant into nervous syste…