🎧✨ My Book Found Its Voice (And Went Full Diva Mode)

Plot twist, words have feelings too: when words decide they're ready to breathe

Some things want to be read. Some want to be heard. And this little soul-stirring rebel? She literally haunted my dreams until I gave her breath and a microphone.

So here's the cosmic tea: The audiobook version of my book is officially alive and kicking. (And demanding royalties like a true artist)

Not narrated by some random voice actor. Not performed like Shakespeare in the park. But spoken. In my own voice. Which is somewhere between honey-dipped wisdom and Eastern European mystique. Unpolished. Unedited. Unapologetically raw. With every breath, pause, rhythm, and soul-whisper. And yes, complete with my Slavic accent. You know, that gorgeous sound that makes every single one of us sound like we're running some underground empire. Our best actors? They dominate Shakespeare back home, then fly to America and get cast as... Russian mafia. Every. Single. Time. So yeah, you're getting the full cinematic experience. 🎬

🎙️ If you're a paid subscriber the audiobook just landed in your inbox like a spiritual surprise delivery. A quiet gift. Because you're holding sacred space with me in this wild journey. (And because I believe in rewarding the souls who show up)

💫 If you're not, you're still absolutely welcome in this magical corner of the universe. And the physical book — the one with actual pages that whisper secrets — is still available for all you beautiful tactile souls who need paper under fingertips. [Grab your copy here - because sometimes the universe speaks through ink and paper too] (Old school magic is still magic, honey)

But today, something shifted in the cosmic fabric. Now this story walks on soundwaves, travels through earbuds, and lands directly in your soul. Like some audio spirit guide whispering truth into your consciousness.

Thank you for letting me speak into this space, into your world, into the sacred pause between your heartbeats. It means more than words will ever carry. (And trust me, words are literally my superpower)

With voice, velvet, and a little cosmic mischief, Dea 💛🌀🌿