March's Cosmic Homework: From Money Mogul to Maintenance Maid to Motorcycle Maverick 🔥

You Thought 2024. Was Wild? Hold My Celestial Chalice While Neptune Changes Signs, Venus Questions Your Life Choices, and the Universe Rearranges Your Spiritual Furniture Without Permission

Oh, you thought your therapist was exaggerating when they said March would be "transformative"? Buckle up, buttercup. The universe just looked at your carefully constructed life and said, "But what if... chaos?" And then proceeded to schedule that chaos with the precision of someone planning their ex's funeral.

Why March 2025. Is Basically a Cosmic Intervention

Let's get one thing straight: March 2025. isn't just important: it's the astrological equivalent of your entire family showing up unannounced for dinner while Mercury retrograde deletes your food delivery app. VERY important.

Neptune is entering Aries, which happens about as often as I stick to my New Year's resolutions: once every 14 years. And not just anywhere in Aries, but at 0 degrees - the cosmic baby step, the zodiac's "Day One" where everything smells like possibility and mild existential panic.

If Neptune switching cosmic zip codes wasn't enough to make you want to build a spiritual bunker, March 2025. is also when eclipse season begins, and both Venus and Mercury decide to moonwalk backward through the cosmos. Because apparently, the universe heard you say "things are finally settling down" and took it as a personal challenge.

Expect fated events - not the cute kind where you bump into your soulmate at a coffee shop, but the "oh, so THAT'S why I've been dreaming about tsunamis" variety. Whatever needs to happen to restore karmic balance will happen, whether you've done your yoga today or not. This isn't the time to shrug and say "c'est la vie" while spiritual chaos redecorates your life. It's an opportunity to connect the dots, align with your true path, and maybe finally understand why you've been collecting crystals for the past five years.

Act I: The Money Bags Phase (10 of Pentacles) - March 1.-11.

As March stumbles in like your friend who's "just having one drink tonight," the 10 of Pentacles energy has us channeling our inner Scrooge McDuck, swimming through what appears to be DNA-shaped cash and cosmic abundance. This card whispers seductively: "You've got resources, honey. You're stable. You're practically a financial influencer now."

But wait! On March 2nd, Venus Goes Retrograde (AKA Love Gets Complicated), sliding from 10° Aries to 24° Pisces, which is astrology's way of saying, "Let's revisit all your relationship decisions and see if you've actually learned anything."

Venus retrograde periods bring changes of heart faster than you can swipe left, shifting priorities quicker than you abandon gym memberships. This is when we make up our heart on important matters - usually right after making a questionable hair decision or texting an ex.

This particular retrograde connects to March-April 2017. and if you're having déjà vu about relationship patterns, that's not a glitch in the Matrix, it's Venus making her eight-year check-in on your emotional growth. Some people, especially those with planets or angles in late Pisces and early Aries, may experience this as cosmic groundhog day.

The very next day, March 3rd, Mercury enters Aries, trading "maybe we should meditate on it" for "I'VE MADE A DECISION AND I'M ALREADY HALFWAY THERE." If Mercury in Pisces is that friend who takes twenty minutes to order at a restaurant because they're "feeling into the energy of each dish," Mercury in Aries is the one who orders for the entire table before anyone sits down. Our thoughts become sharper, decisions faster, and words more direct: possibly too direct for some people's comfort. Prepare for an increase in messages that begin with "No offense, but..."

The real question this phase poses: Are you sharing your abundance from a place of genuine balance, or are you that friend who keeps picking up the tab because you're compensating for something deeper? (Therapy has entered the chat)

Then comes March 12th, Sun Conjunct Saturn (The Cosmic Reality Check). When you hear "reality check," does it sound like a gift or a punishment? This is the universe's annual performance review, where we assess who we are (the Sun) and how our purpose fits into the grand cosmic organizational chart (Saturn). It's like having your dreams and limitations sitting uncomfortably at the same dinner table, forced to make conversation.

The truth is, there's nothing inherently "good" or "bad" about reality. Reality simply is: like that unopened pile of mail or the gym membership you're still paying for. It's up to us to understand our place within it and recognize that sometimes structure is exactly what our dreams need to become more than just Pinterest boards.

Act II: The Mop Handler Crisis (10 of Wands) - March 12.-20.

Mid-month hits like that Monday morning after you've changed all your clocks for daylight savings and your body is staging a full rebellion. Our protagonist finds themselves surrounded by fancy architecture but somehow stuck cleaning everyone else's mess.

On March 14th: Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Virgo, welcome to Eclipse Season, where the cosmic spotlight finds you whether you've rehearsed your lines or not!

This Total Lunar Eclipse at 23° Virgo isn't just any eclipse, it's the universe's way of saying "enough with the rehearsals, it's showtime." Being a South Node eclipse, it's like the final episode of a season where plot lines that have been developing for months finally make sense (or at least reach a dramatic conclusion).

This is when the 10 of Wands energy peaks: you've gone from "I'm successful" to "I'm successful but at what cost?" faster than you can say "burnout." You're carrying weights that aren't yours, responsibilities you didn't sign up for, and somehow you've become everyone's emotional support human and their personal assistant. The checkerboard floor in this card is just rubbing it in: "Life is chess, darling, and you're being played."

With tight aspects to Saturn and Uranus, this eclipse brings the kind of systemic change that feels both inevitable and surprisingly disruptive: like when you finally clean out your closet and discover both money in an old jacket and how questionable your fashion choices were. The house of cards will collapse, and what was unstable will find resolution. There may be no turning back, but there's a whole new horizon ahead: just don't try to navigate it using your old maps.

And just to make sure we really get the message, Mercury goes retrograde THE VERY NEXT DAY (March 15th) at 9° Aries, just one degree away from where Venus went retrograde. When the universe makes you review the same area twice, it's not being subtle: it's like your cosmic teacher making you redo your homework while muttering "did you even read the assignment?"

When there's not just one, but two planets retracing the same cosmic steps, the message is clear: whatever you're ignoring needs attention NOW. And is it merely coincidence that our tarot journey features two 10s in sequence: the 10 of Pentacles followed by the 10 of Wands? Just as Venus and Mercury both retrograde near the same cosmic point, our cards show abundance and burden as two sides of the same coin. The universe isn't just sending a message; it's sending it twice with cosmic highlighting. That thing you've been putting off? That conversation you've been avoiding? That decision you've been postponing? The universe has just moved it to the top of your to-do list, highlighted it in neon, and added several urgent exclamation points.

The 10 of Wands is that breaking point where you find yourself staring at your reflection in the bathroom mirror at work, questioning every life decision that led you here while holding seventeen different metaphorical brooms. Classic Wednesday energy.

But wait, there's more! On March 17th Sun Conjunct North Node, the Sun illuminates your North Node at 27° Pisces, creating a cosmic spotlight on your purpose. And no, "purpose" isn't just an overused Instagram caption, it's that deep inner knowing that you're meant for something specific in this wild universe. This conjunction is like having your annual checkup with your higher self. "How's that life path going? Still avoiding your calling by watching just one more episode? Interesting choice."

Then on March 19th, Sun Conjunct Neptune, the Sun meets Neptune at 29° Pisces, forming part of a greater alignment with the North Node. This isn't just a meeting of planets, it's a sacred trinity of consciousness (Sun), destiny (North Node), and divine inspiration (Neptune). That purpose, that tingle deep in your soul that you sometimes mistake for anxiety or caffeine, will be awakened. It will be inspiring because with Neptune, the veil between possible and impossible becomes delightfully thin. It will be compelling because the North Node makes this vision impossible to resist.

Finally, on March 20th, Sun Enters Aries, Happy Cosmic New Year! The Sun enters Aries, the first sign of the zodiac, and everything gets a fresh start—whether you asked for one or not.

This is when the cycle begins again, bringing a surge of energy that makes you consider training for a marathon, starting a business, or finally organizing that drawer full of mysterious cables you can't throw away because "you might need them someday."

Act III: The Motorcycle Maverick Awakening (Knight of Wands) - March 21.-31.

Just when all hope seems lost, March pulls its final twist: "Plot twist! You have a motorcycle now!"

On March 29th: New Moon Eclipse In Aries, this New Moon and partial Solar Eclipse at 9° Aries is almost unaspected, with loose connections to Mercury retrograde and Pluto. However, its ruler Mars is thriving, forming harmonious aspects that suggest this eclipse brings more resolution than chaos.

The eclipse chart actually looks pretty good, which in 2025 terms means "not actively terrifying." This reinforces a message of hope: that while things are changing rapidly, the change is ultimately for our greater good. Like finding out your favorite show got canceled, but only because the creator is making something even better.

Then comes the grand finale: March 30th: Neptune Enters Aries. This is when Neptune leaves its home sign of Pisces after 14 years to venture into the fiery territory of Aries. This shift transforms our collective dreaming from "maybe someday" to "why not now?"

The Knight of Wands bursts onto the scene like that friend who quit their corporate job to "find themselves" and somehow returned with a suspicious tan and a newfound passion for making kombucha.

This is the glorious moment when you finally say, "You know what? I don't actually HAVE to respond to all those emails" and ride off into a suspiciously apocalyptic-looking sunset. Is the city behind you on fire? Probably. Do you care? Not anymore!

Moments before the ingress, Neptune conjuncts Mercury retrograde at the final breath of Pisces (29°59'), offering a profound piece of insight that could change everything. It's like having an epiphany in the shower right before you have to run out the door - life-changing, but wet and urgent.

This final act doesn't represent running away so much as "strategic relocation with style." It's about reclaiming your fire, remembering that you're allowed to have passion and purpose beyond being everyone's safety net. The Knight of Wands looks at your carefully constructed life and responsibilities and says, "But what if... chaos? But make it fashionable."

The Moral of Our Cosmic Tarot Saga

March 2025. is serving us the classic hero's journey, but make it millennial:

1. Have money/stability/resources (while Venus questions all your values)

2. Become completely overwhelmed by responsibilities (during a Lunar Eclipse, because why not)

3. Buy a motorcycle (when Neptune literally changes signs for the first time in 14 years)

It's the universe telling us we can't be the rich benefactor for everyone AND the janitor behind everyone. At some point, you have to drop the broom and pick up the metaphorical motorcycle keys.

The cosmic message is clear: Boundaries aren't just self-care buzzwords: they're the difference between drowning in other people's messes and riding gloriously toward your own burning desires. Sometimes spiritual growth doesn't look like meditation and green juice; sometimes it looks like saying "not my circus, not my monkeys" and peeling out of the parking lot.

From a cosmic perspective, this month is about transitioning from "I have so I can give" to "I am because that's my nature." It's the difference between being defined by what you provide versus being defined by what you ignite.

Final Thoughts: Embracing the Chaos

March 2025. isn't just another month, it's a cosmic pivot point. Whether you greet these changes with spiritual mantras or sarcastic memes (or both, because balance), remember that planetary shifts are like weather patterns for the soul. You can't stop them, but you can bring an umbrella and maybe a good sense of humor.

So this March, ask yourself: Which part of this journey are you in? Are you the person swimming in DNA cash while Venus questions all your relationships? The reluctant owner of seventeen brooms during a Lunar Eclipse? Or are you already eyeing that motorcycle, wondering if your hair would look good blowing dramatically in the wind as Neptune helps you escape a cityscape that may or may not be on fire?

Remember: "From those who have everything, everything will be expected" is not actually an inspirational quote. It's a warning label.

The stars may determine the weather, but you still decide how to dress for it. So pack your metaphysical raincoat, your spiritual sunscreen, and maybe a flask of whatever helps you embrace change. The cosmos is about to redecorate, and March is saying it's time to put down the broom and pick up the throttle.

The one question this month is asking: How much does your energy actually cost?

If you've been sharing from your abundance but somehow ended up buried under everyone else's emotional laundry, it might be time to update your spiritual price list. Remember: if your boundaries were a fence, they'd currently qualify as modern art: conceptually present but physically nonexistent.

Power & Giving (10 of Pentacles)

• What are you currently rich in? (Besides anxiety and unread emails)

• How are you sharing your resources with others? From a place of balance or from that fun place where your eye starts twitching?

• What's the price tag on your giving? (Hint: "Whatever you think is fair" is not a price, it's a cry for help)

• Who's draining your energy, and who actually deserves access to your premium content?

• Are you setting clear prices for what you offer, or is your life basically a spiritual dollar store?

Exhaustion & Burden (10 of Wands)

• What responsibilities are you carrying that have someone else's name on them but somehow ended up in your emotional shopping cart?

• Where do you feel tired, frustrated, or as empty as your promises to "just have one drink tonight"?

• How much have you invested in others versus what you've gotten back? (Warning: This math may trigger your fight-or-flight response)

• Have you taken responsibility for something others should solve themselves, like adults who can't Google basic instructions?

• How can you stop "cleaning up" after others and start focusing on your own mess? (We all have one, it's fine)

• What's the emotional and energetic cost when you don't value yourself enough? (Calculate in sleepless nights, therapy sessions, and bottles of wine)

Return to Your Fire (Knight of Wands)

• What currently excites you more than finding money in your old jacket pocket?

• If you could choose one direction without fear: where would you go? (Besides "back to bed")

• What action could you take to reclaim your power and passion? (Other than texting your ex, please)

• How much is your freedom worth, and are you finally ready to pay for it instead of financing another season of People Pleasing?

• How can you live with more freedom without feeling like you're constantly disappointing the group chat?

• What's your hourly rate, and will you finally start charging it instead of accepting payment in "exposure" and "gratitude"?

THE BURNING QUESTION: If you don't set your own price, who's running your cosmic clearance sale?

Life hack: Sometimes being an adult is just choosing which tarot card to blame for your inability to say no to people.

CONCLUSION: Your energy isn't free. Your time isn't a 24/7 convenience store. Your exhaustion isn't a personality trait. March offers you the chance to say exactly what you're worth: and see who's actually willing to pay retail price. 🚀🔥