Heart Hacks & Finger Magic: The Body Manual They Forgot to Give You at Birth
(Or: How your heart became the CEO of your nervous system while your brain was busy catastrophizing about emails)
Hey gorgeous human! 👋
Stop everything you’re doing right now, yes, even that thing you’re stress-eating, because I’m about to drop some truth so delicious it’ll make your nervous system do backflips.
You think you know your heart? That cute little muscle doing the cha-cha in your chest every time your crush reads your message? HONEY, you have NO IDEA what you’re sitting on.
Your heart isn’t just pumping blood. It’s running the entire electromagnetic operation of your existence. We’re talking about the original smart device, the OG biological iPhone, the neurological headquarters where EVERYTHING gets processed before your brain even knows it happened. Your heart’s electromagnetic field extends several feet beyond your body. It’s 5,000 times stronger than your brain’s. You’ve been walking around as a broadcasting station your whole life and nobody told you.
While you’ve been worried about whether Siri is judging your 3AM existential questions, your HEART has been the ultimate biological a…