✨ Cosmic Confession: My Marketing Allergies & A Gift for Your Soul ✨
Whispers from a Publicity-Resistant Seer (& a Stardusted Proposition)
Hey Cosmic Traveler,
Truth bomb incoming in 3, 2, 1: I'm so allergic to marketing that I once broke out in hives after accidentally clicking on "Marketing For Dummies" on Amazon. FACT. My entire spiritual immune system launches a full-scale revolt at the mere thought of "promotion" – steel armor materializes on my skin, throat constricts, head pounds... as if my astral body is desperately trying to prevent me from saying "hey, I wrote this book that might change your life?"
But here's the cosmic download I received while lying in fetal position after someone suggested I make an Instagram story about my books: The Universe didn't place us here to hide our light behind a curtain of self-criticism. Our creations – just like children – have their own divine right to exist, be seen, and potentially spark a smile in someone's heart.
Hand on heart (or third eye, whichever is more accessible in this moment), my book "GLITTER & GRIT" is currently living life as a neglected virtual orphan – it exists on Amazon and my website, but that's like locking it in a digital closet saying "wishing you happy evolution, let me know when you reach enlightenment!"
I spent two hours contemplating on what to do while my cat persistently tried to settle on my lap and the neighbor upstairs drilled holes in the wall (probably installing a portal for extraterrestrials). Classic ambient soundtrack for deep cosmic insights, right?
And then it hit me harder than Saturn transiting my 12th house: I'm not being fair to my books. It's like I gave birth to children and then hid them in the basement because I'm afraid someone might notice they have my eyes.
So here's my request to you, beautiful soul reading these words:
I need your help bringing "GLITTER & GRIT" to the cosmic dance floor. A book written to illuminate your wildest spiritual moments – those when you wake up at 3 AM wondering if you're receiving a cosmic download or just forgot to turn off Netflix.
Here's the deal:
You get a free PDF of "GLITTER & GRIT" (yes, the whole thing, not just those boring chapters everyone gives away)
You read it when your soul calls (or when you run out of Netflix shows, no judgment)
You write an honest review on Amazon (and yes, if you think the book sucks, feel free to say so – truth matters more than my ego)
Why am I doing this? Because I finally realized that a book that remains unread is like a mantra spoken in a forest when no one's there to hear it – technically it exists, but is it really shifting anyone's vibration?
Reply to this email with "YES, I'LL SPIRITUALLY DISRUPT AMAZON" and the PDF flies to your inbox faster than you can say "Mercury retrograde." Or just write "SEND ME THE DAMN BOOK" – I accept all forms of energetic consent.
P.S. If you think this is some clever marketing trick, I must disappoint you – if I were smart at marketing, I probably wouldn't be having an existential crisis about how to share my book with the world. But if you want to witness a spiritual klutz attempting to dance the marketing tango, welcome to the show! At least we'll laugh together.
P.P.S. Yes, this is the longest email I've ever written about not knowing how to promote things. The irony isn't lost on me. My spirit guide is currently rolling with laughter.
Congratulations Dea! On the book and the promotion! I feel you owe it to the world to tell us this stuff because we all NEED your wisdom. Now - send me the damn book.🤗✨💜
Yes I am so curious to read it. Please send.